Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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