Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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