Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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