your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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