Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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