Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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