A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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