you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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