Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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