I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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