Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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