Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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