Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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