Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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