I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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