Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
