:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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