Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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