she was so not down for the gang bang
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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