I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I should be sponsored by Trojan
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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