You made me cry and you don't even care
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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