You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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