I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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