it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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