So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
