im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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