his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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