They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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