I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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