had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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