Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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