Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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