I'm jealous of your bromance
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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