also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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