Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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