i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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