I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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