I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I intend to get homeless drunk
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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