Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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