I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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