Where is the hickey?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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