did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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