Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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