girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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