So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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