Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
false alarm. still invincible.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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