Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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