so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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