I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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