when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Yo dont text me then not text me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Randomize
