I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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